It has been a long day. I can tell, this got posted to the wrong account earlier this afternoon:

Wherein J. and I got hit on by a food court santa. The end, because what is more hilarious than that simple scenario?

ANSWER: being sexually propositioned by a hobo carrying a fishing pole, also with J.

RUNNER UP ANSWER: the fact that this is a regular occurance in my life, being hit on exclusively by the creeps and freaks of the world.