January 14th, 2008
Littlest Elle #45: Bad Santa
It has been a long day. I can tell, this got posted to the wrong account earlier this afternoon:

Wherein J. and I got hit on by a food court santa. The end, because what is more hilarious than that simple scenario?
ANSWER: being sexually propositioned by a hobo carrying a fishing pole, also with J.
RUNNER UP ANSWER: the fact that this is a regular occurance in my life, being hit on exclusively by the creeps and freaks of the world.


April 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Perhaps your just doomed/cursed/blessed to end up with a freak?
Just gotta choose a good freak.