Contains spoilers for, uh, a 20 year old comic. What can I say, I’m behind the curve.

I want to like Watchmen, and some parts I do like, and overall I give it props for being the first to do its bleak ol’ post modernist superhero thing… but he lost me at “giant brain falls on NY and kills half the population by projecting psychic emo rays. OMG. World peace! But AT WHAT PRICE? AT WHAT PRICE?”

Now… sleep time.