Posting early because tommorrow is the store launch date. On the highly likely chance I’ll be working 12 hours (and then come home with my arms ded from solid register) I am posting early:

My apparent rival cracks me up. She’s either shrilly agitated or smug and there is absolutely nothing in between.

I should show her a snapshot of my 6 foot square blanket next time she’s all smug for no reason. Maybe it will make her head explode ;)