I did a doubletake when I saw this posted by the timeclock. Apparently, my boss’s brilliant solution to a toxic level of poor morale is to offer bribery just to show up to work at all.

(Also, this is kind of a brilliant con. Now everybody’s all like “ooh! I have a 1/150 chance of winning an iPod shuffle :D :D :D” and not “why are you paying me so badly? That customer assaulted me with panties and I still couldn’t get a raise!”)

I have to work the next 5 days straight (all holiday weekend + all the fall out), so I guess that means I, too, am up for a raffle ticket. Golly. If I bychance win one of the “cool prizes”, you can bet your money there’s going to be a strip all about it.