My first time to Dr. Sketchy’s I was late to the party and there were no good seats left. I vowed that the second time would be different!

Yeah. Uh. I’ll keep working on that vow.

And seriously, no insult to the event. It’s my own fault for (a) needing glasses and (b) sitting behind the world’s tallest perfectly postured artist wearing an updo ever.

I still had an awesome time, of course. BUT NEXT TIME, FOR REAL, I WILL BE EARLY.