This is my absolute favorite of the Tukwila-Life strips purely because her comment outdoes anything I’ve heard from coworkers at home (and that says a lot). Like, seriously.

A fish is a vegetable, not an animal, and therefore I can eat it and still be a vegetarian.

I… what do you say to that? Really?

(The tofu portion of this exchange was downplayed to make a better punchline. After her fish thing I was like “I’ll probably end up living off of tofu anyway because it’s cheaper” and then bam. TIRADE ON THE TOXINS OF TOFU. It is apparently, in her world, scientifically proven that if more than 10% of your diet is tofu you will die? Of tofu poisoning?)